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Rewinds!

January 3, 2009

And while we’re at it:

http://www.last.fm/group/i+hate+rewinds+in+drum+and+bass

rewind

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Thank God For Dubstep

January 3, 2009

Finally an electronic music that has some underground popularity and doesn’t suck…

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Got Facebook? See you in court.

December 17, 2008

That’s right. It’s now de rigueur to receive a court summons via Facefuck.

Glad you signed up with your real name now?

If you were planning on being famous, or doing something illegal, I’d suggest you find a less invasive form of communication than what is essentially a rather obese spyware app.


Australian court allows legal documents to be sent via Facebook

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Barefiles

November 14, 2008

If you are at all into dubstep, and you should be, head over to Barefiles for endless gigabyes of sub-heavy mixes. Mmmmm.

http://www.barefiles.com/files.php?s=5&o=2&p=&q=

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Hyper Inflation

November 14, 2008

This is how fucked they are in Zimbabwe.

hyper inflation

Click below and scroll to see some ridiculous denominations…

http://humorland.wordmess.net/20081025/what-the-real-crisis-is-like/

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The Future of Music… Is Nigh

October 24, 2008

I hope these services don’t go the same way as Pandora.

Lala seems nice, but is US only. Fuck that.
http://www.lala.com

Spool.fm doesn’t seem to have loads of music on there, but has a nice playlist thingy.
http://spool.fm

The clear winner for obscure electronic music is surely Deezer.
http://www.deezer.com

Check it.

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despammed

October 22, 2008

RSS is back. Finally.

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Gotcha

October 16, 2008

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Handy… Demonoid/Firefox Search Engine

October 13, 2008

http://adcurtin.googlepages.com/demonoidsearchpluginforfirefox

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Safe For Work Pron

October 10, 2008

Best viral vid for ages.

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Simplify Media

October 10, 2008

http://www.simplifymedia.com/download.html

Install that, and Apple Bonjour and you are good to access your home iTunes/music library from work.
Pretty sweet, considering I now work with someone who is super loud.

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I think it needs…

September 11, 2008

more cowbell!

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Haxored

September 5, 2008

Yes, I got haxored by some leet tard. Every page on every site has some spam code for Viagra or some shit. Back to normal soon.

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Googlephobes

August 16, 2008

Welcome to Demonoid. Demonoid is a special service for people who don’t know how to go to Google and look up stuff. You can just post your questions about software here, and a speical team of “Internet Experts” will go to Google and perform those “oh-so-difficult” searches that vex and perplex the average user. Follow the high-tech link below and your questions will be magically answered by the Information Superhighway!!!!

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The Power of Christ

July 16, 2008

Fuck the Christians are annoying me. I can hear their Hillsong-esque, MOR, joytardation from over the water.

I bet they all watch GodTube on the regular…

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Thanks Google!

July 3, 2008

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Expert Sex Change

June 23, 2008

No wonder the fools at www.experts-exchange.com have a dash in their URL.

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Photosynth Tech Preview

May 25, 2008

Microsoft has again acquired someone else’s bleeding edge technology and made it their own. Photosynth is something like a hyper 3d Google Earth. One can only speculate on how this will change the face of pornography, amongst other things.

http://labs.live.com/photosynth/installer/sysreq.aspx

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Sorry Nu-Ravers

May 22, 2008

Fabric Nightclub, London FAQs

Is there a dress code?
Fabric operates a casual dress code so jeans and trainers are allowed. If you’d like to check if a particular item of clothing is allowed – please call the office between 10am-7pm.

We do not allow fancy dress, business suits or any day glow wear.

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Sucked In

May 14, 2008

In light of Facefuck’s recent acquisition of my personal details (which are bogus, of course), here is a comedic summary detailing the perils of the latest social netstalking craze.

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Super Bummer

May 6, 2008

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“it’s likely that you’re not getting the flattest cut possible!”

April 30, 2008

The Flattops appear to be taking over Brisbane.

http://www.theflattopcrew.com.au/

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I think they mean illegal ones.

April 30, 2008

Luckily for us, the NSW Police have put together this useful guide for what to do if you find drugs…

What do I do if I find drugs?

If you find drugs you should immediately telephone the Police Assistance Line on 131 444 who will arrange for Police to attend and collect the drugs. You should not touch or move the drugs.

I could take this apart in so many ways…

http://www.police.nsw.gov.au/how_to../how_to_.._general/what_do_i_do_if_i_find_drugs

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Rolling Rick

April 18, 2008

rickroll

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Technoviking

April 17, 2008

Technoviking can lead a posse of ravetards around a German village. Technoviking advocates respect towards women. Technoviking can dance better than you.

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Best tracker on the intertubes is back

April 15, 2008

Oh yay.

http://www.demonoid.com/

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Facebook Death

April 15, 2008

To the Muslim father, Facebook represents a hotbed of lust and lascivious encounters. Beware, horniness can kill.
http://www.theinquirer.net/gb/inquirer/news/2008/04/04/saudi-woman-beaten-murdered

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Tuvan Throat Singing

April 11, 2008

Or: Tibetan throat gurgling weirdos

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B.S.O.D.

March 27, 2008

Advertising kiosk thing at uni trying to sell us a sidewards Blue Screen of Death.

I’m not buying.

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DigiTards

March 14, 2008

As we all know, Pro Tools is the Devil’s Work.

What you may not have known, is that Digidesign hate you. They hate me too, seeing as I’m NOT about to spend tens of thousands on their shit (at this point in time).

My conversation with them went thusly:

Me: Hi, I’m looking to buy Pro Tools Academic version but can’t find any retailers in Australia.
DD: That’s because we don’t sell it in Australia.
Me: Oh, why is that?
DD: Because we don’t.
Me: Well that’s not a very helpful answer.
DD: Look I’m not in the business of answering semantic questions and I’m actually on annual leave so I don’t have time to answer these kind of questions.
Me: Right, well I’ll let you speak with the dial tone then.

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PB.net Search Strings

March 10, 2008

In the interestes of nerditry and nothing else… Here is the top Google searches that lead people to pezboy.net… wow.

pezboy
curtis newart
funnies
pez boy
meth freaks
cock o’lada
crystal meth masturate
drugs are bad mkay
fully sick subwoofer
leotards guy
tards are funny
zimmer studio
adhisaya piravi (torrentdvd)
adhisaya piravi superstar torrent
are ice ages crystal
athisaya piravi dwarf
cocko lada
crazy footage
da pezboy
disposophobia

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Curtis Newart - Attenion Whore Uber-Douche

March 2, 2008

Control freak and fucktard Curtis Newart (aka Attention Whore Uber-Douche) has once again attempted to suppress negative opinions of his totally shit music and ridiculous self-styled image. His first and only video clip received an embarrasing rating of 2 (averaged from 10 raters) and only one dubious comment praising the clip. The comment predictably had a “thumbs down” score of -4… Yes, that’s MINUS 4.

In a rush to put out the YouTube fire threatening his career, Curtis of course removed the video. Seeing as people obviously just didn’t get the conceptual deepness of the clip, he reposted it, this time WITH RATINGS DISABLED and comments which must be approved by the tard himself.

Curtis Newart: Fascistic, egocentric fucktardedness at it’s finest.

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LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

March 2, 2008

Don’t know how this slipped under the Pezboy Intertube Meme Radar for so long…

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Like… No Shit

February 28, 2008

Where Daft Punk got (just a few) of their samples from

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HARRISON ON THE FRONT PAGE OF HOTCHICKSWITHDOUCHEBAGS.COM!

February 19, 2008

This is teh awesome. After submitting this to HCwDB, it was up on the site overnight. Sorry Harrison, it had to be done and you’ve been pwned. Thanks to Jingle Jives for the inspiration. I love the intertubes!

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/02/strailian-autopsy.html

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Never gonna give you up

February 4, 2008

http://www.smouch.net/lol/

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Leverage the Synergy

January 30, 2008

The only slightly bad part about my otherwise wonderful job, apart from it being in entirely the wrong industry, is the one person who runs around telling people what to do, in a nonsensical parlance otherwise known as marketing speak…

I think this bullshit generator would serve her well.

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The Chocolate Factory

January 26, 2008

Interviewed some of the EBoM guys out the back of Chocolate Factory the other day and this old-ish dude came out wanting to know what we were up to. I thought he was one of the owner’s henchmen but he said he was a painter, living in the space Mark Gerada occupied for years, one floor down and across from where Lanfranchi’s was.

Crazy. Since the DA to have the place turned into a backpackers was rejected, it seems the building once again houses artists.

I know a lot of the inside has been gutted, it must be similar living there now as it would have been 20-something years ago when the first artists took over the place. The space where Lanfranchi’s was must still be empty though, as the door to it is completely barred up.

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Werner Herzog: Shot By a Sniper

December 10, 2007

After tarnishing his legendary status with the Hollywood schlock that was Rescue Dawn, Werner partially reclaims demi-god status by taking a bullet in the guts.

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Ghost Rider

December 5, 2007

As much as I am opposed to the unnecessary burning of fuel…
Ghost Rider is good at what he does… High speed motorcycling on public highways and autobahns and wheelie getaways from cops after taunting the shit out of them. Here he rides some 68km’s in under 15 minutes. Average speed 276kph. I typo you not.
Whatever you think, the footage is insane. It looks like a video game.
This would look totally rad on iCinema.

[kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/ShacMAn_HK8″ width=”425″ height=”350″ />

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