Welcome to Demonoid. Demonoid is a special service for people who don’t know how to go to Google and look up stuff. You can just post your questions about software here, and a speical team of “Internet Experts” will go to Google and perform those “oh-so-difficult” searches that vex and perplex the average user. Follow the high-tech link below and your questions will be magically answered by the Information Superhighway!!!!
Microsoft has again acquired someone else’s bleeding edge technology and made it their own. Photosynth is something like a hyper 3d Google Earth. One can only speculate on how this will change the face of pornography, amongst other things.
Is there a dress code?
Fabric operates a casual dress code so jeans and trainers are allowed. If you’d like to check if a particular item of clothing is allowed – please call the office between 10am-7pm.
We do not allow fancy dress, business suits or any day glow wear.
In light of Facefuck’s recent acquisition of my personal details (which are bogus, of course), here is a comedic summary detailing the perils of the latest social netstalking craze.
Luckily for us, the NSW Police have put together this useful guide for what to do if you find drugs…
What do I do if I find drugs?
If you find drugs you should immediately telephone the Police Assistance Line on 131 444 who will arrange for Police to attend and collect the drugs. You should not touch or move the drugs.
Technoviking can lead a posse of ravetards around a German village. Technoviking advocates respect towards women. Technoviking can dance better than you.
What you may not have known, is that Digidesign hate you. They hate me too, seeing as I’m NOT about to spend tens of thousands on their shit (at this point in time).
My conversation with them went thusly:
Me: Hi, I’m looking to buy Pro Tools Academic version but can’t find any retailers in Australia.
DD: That’s because we don’t sell it in Australia.
Me: Oh, why is that?
DD: Because we don’t.
Me: Well that’s not a very helpful answer.
DD: Look I’m not in the business of answering semantic questions and I’m actually on annual leave so I don’t have time to answer these kind of questions.
Me: Right, well I’ll let you speak with the dial tone then.
Control freak and fucktard Curtis Newart (aka Attention Whore Uber-Douche) has once again attempted to suppress negative opinions of his totally shit music and ridiculous self-styled image. His first and only video clip received an embarrasing rating of 2 (averaged from 10 raters) and only one dubious comment praising the clip. The comment predictably had a “thumbs down” score of -4… Yes, that’s MINUS 4.
In a rush to put out the YouTube fire threatening his career, Curtis of course removed the video. Seeing as people obviously just didn’t get the conceptual deepness of the clip, he reposted it, this time WITH RATINGS DISABLED and comments which must be approved by the tard himself.
Curtis Newart: Fascistic, egocentric fucktardedness at it’s finest.
This is teh awesome. After submitting this to HCwDB, it was up on the site overnight. Sorry Harrison, it had to be done and you’ve been pwned. Thanks to Jingle Jives for the inspiration. I love the intertubes!
The only slightly bad part about my otherwise wonderful job, apart from it being in entirely the wrong industry, is the one person who runs around telling people what to do, in a nonsensical parlance otherwise known as marketing speak…
Interviewed some of the EBoM guys out the back of Chocolate Factory the other day and this old-ish dude came out wanting to know what we were up to. I thought he was one of the owner’s henchmen but he said he was a painter, living in the space Mark Gerada occupied for years, one floor down and across from where Lanfranchi’s was.
Crazy. Since the DA to have the place turned into a backpackers was rejected, it seems the building once again houses artists.
I know a lot of the inside has been gutted, it must be similar living there now as it would have been 20-something years ago when the first artists took over the place. The space where Lanfranchi’s was must still be empty though, as the door to it is completely barred up.
After tarnishing his legendary status with the Hollywood schlock that was Rescue Dawn, Werner partially reclaims demi-god status by taking a bullet in the guts.
As much as I am opposed to the unnecessary burning of fuel…
Ghost Rider is good at what he does… High speed motorcycling on public highways and autobahns and wheelie getaways from cops after taunting the shit out of them. Here he rides some 68km’s in under 15 minutes. Average speed 276kph. I typo you not.
Whatever you think, the footage is insane. It looks like a video game.
This would look totally rad on iCinema.
Forthwith and hitherto you can take your emails and inherently flawed legal suckcockings and go shaft yourself with them in hard copy.
Where do I begin? Firstly, you want me to delete my blog (”remove any and all defamatory blogs”)? Tsk tsk. Methinks my web host, Wordpress, and the blogosphere wouldn’t be happy with this demand. At least you’ve stopped CC’ing Wordpress as it’s probably dawned on you that the blogging community is in ideological opposition to your fascist cause.
But if that’s not enough… you also want me to delete all blog comments and forum posts relating to Curtis! Whoa, that’s a big one. I mean, I understand the Internets were envisioned as a gloryhole for Curtis’ attention whoring self-styled “hottie sensation” image, but really… it would be difficult for me to track down all the forum comments I’ve made. I mean there are so many emo-pop-gaycore forums I go on to talk about the C, it’s just not feasible.
Oh, and were not in fucking China.
In our respective regions Freedom of Speech and Opinion are highly valued as basic human rights. And people seem to be exercising those rights! Just Google “Curtis Newart” and you can see all the real life people talking about Curtis, and real reviews of real shows. Or maybe not. Maybe all you see is a bunch of other suss looking Myspace profiles belonging to equally vaporous tards.
Please though, allow me to deconstruct a little further.
Your emails have little commercial value, but lots of comedic value, thus with no potential for either of us to economically benefit from your correspondence, please consider the fact that I will keep-a-publishin’ ‘em, as long as you keep being a dick and sending them. People aware of this situation don’t seem to like your impersonal attempts to suppress my negative yet entirely legal opinions of Curtis, and when talking to me about it they mention strangely similar things like “freedom of speech” “but it’s a blog” and “fucktard”. As with your music, the consensus is negative - accept it.
And the remixing thing… Sure, I’m no Johnny Thumper, Stanley Bradley or Club Remix but I see you let them put their little Fruity-Loopsy-Reasony-tinny-native-processing spin on your “playful techno pop” masterpieces. Why not me?
Lastly, thanks for reporting me to my “Internet service provider”. Your highly skilled legal team must have meant my friendly and informative web host, Neureal. They are really nice people and you are annoying them and their customers.
xxx aka xxx aka Pezboy
PO Box XXXX
Bondi Junction, NSW
AUSTRALIA 1355
Via E-Mail _@_.com (Request Read Receipt)
Whereas, you have continued to use internet resources to maliciously libel, defame and/or harass Immaculate Records and Immaculate Records’ recording artist Curtis Newart, we have been compelled to report you and your website www.pezboy.net to your internet service provider.
Furthermore, this is your final noticeto immediately cease and desist from this course of harassment, and demand that you remove any and all defamatory blogs, comments and/or posts, and ALT text in respect of Immaculate Records and Curtis Newart from your website www.pezboy.net or any other forum, forthwith; plus the unauthorized reproduction of copyrighted correspondence from Immaculate Records to yourself dated June 30, 2007, and copyrighted album photography owned by Immaculate Records which appear on www.pezboy.net.
Note that any attempt to remix any of Mr. Newart’s music as indicated by yourself on www.pezboy.net is prohibited by law, without the express written consent of the copyright holder, as is any attempt to ’sample’, ‘mash-up’ or quote any copyrighted lyrics.
We direct your attention to the fact that today’s correspondence is also copyrighted by Immaculate Records and protected by international copyright laws. Any publication or dissemination in any form is unlawful without the express written consent of the author.
Who evidently sits in front of a computer adding losers on myspace all day.
Curtis is also quick to complain to the myspace powers that be, in Orwellian attempts to have people’s myspaces deleted!
So, Curtis, seeing as you are reading this… brace yourself fucktard… I’ll see you in the Google search results.
You know what… I’m old school. Give me YouTube and a blog and that’s all the time I want to spend in front of computer when I’m not at work or doing something with musics. The allure of signing up to social networking sites is lost on me. I have a myspace, I should know.
This, from Facebook: “We may use information about you that we collect from other sources, including but not limited to newspapers and Internet sources such as blogs, instant messaging services and other users of Facebook, to supplement your profile.”
Thank you for your entertaining spam. And thank you for getting my details from the whois database. I’m sure this will be the start of a prosperous and loving relationship.
I’m not sure what the libelous or defamatory content is that you are referring to, as you have provided the URL of a comments page on my humble little blog. Your knowledge of the Internet seems to not extend to understanding the nature of blog comments, which of course are not written by me.
If the defamation you are talking of in your feebly frivolous legal threat is found in the line (penned by myself) “Real Life is probably my favourite (the worst) track” then I have some news for you Mr./Mrs. Immaculate Records…
Firstly I am not located in North America so good luck trying to prosecute me (for what I’m not sure). Secondly, the blog post and subsequent comments are hardly defamatory or libellous and I suggest you consult a legal dictionary or better yet, a lawyer before levelling threats at me via email. To illustrate my point, an example of the libel might be something like “Curtis Newart seduces domesticated animals for purposes of sexual self-gratification”. Surely the innocuous comments on my blog fall far short of this.
But who am I to say? I’m just a dude with an opinion and a blog.
Oh, and did you forget about the basic human right to freedom of speech and opinion? If you are so paranoid of press that adversely mentions your shitty label’s artists I would suggest sending similar threats to every music reviewer on the net, and every myspace account holder. Or better yet you could sign artists who aren’t totally shithouse to avoid this kind of thing in the future. Remember, you put this shit on the net, so be prepared for the public’s response, good or bad.
Also, if you feel like sending any more correspondence please put your institution’s mailing address on the document. Then my lawyer will know where to send the notices informing you of pending legal actions for harassment and bills for the server space required to house your funny emails. In the meantime, I will be using your email to wipe my arse after taking a shit while listening to the crap on Curtis’ myspace page.
I’ll send you a link soon to where you can read many more scathing accounts of Curtis’ shit music, published alongside your retarded emails.
So many things wrong with this it’s not even funny… you probably don’t even have time to go through this shit to fully appreciate its hilarity… but trust me.
Real Life is probably my favourite (the worst) track.
1.dude. what a dick. i got yelled at for opening his site and activitating the first ten seconds of ‘real life’. no doubt he got fucked up from ‘performing at boy scout meetings when he was eleven’. that ought to the fuckin trick.
